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The Great Trickster

Stealer of fire, creator of humanity (they're so FUN to play with!), unsettler of all that is settled, and happily advancing the course of SCIENCE!

Note: Any hate sent to this blog must be provided in the form of Ung Poetry or Vogon Poetry. If not, it will either be set to IGNORE or held up and laughed at, depending on how much popcorn I have on hand.

All original content copyright 2014. All rights reserved.

Aug 23 '14

agentbrompton:

ravenfirethief:

Oh damn. Now I’m getting mental images of when Graham would sit at the piano on their TV show. Remember? I’d much rather look at your naked body than his, though.

The thought started him laughing quietly - luckily, not loud enough to be heard over the music and sheep and laughter from the rest of the audience. Of course, it wasn’t long before the audience was laughing enough that it didn’t matter much. More importantly, it was a performance that was entertaining enough he could join in with Hazel and simply relax and hold on for the ride.

At the intermission, she swatted playfully at his arm, laughing.  ”Thanks to you I kept thinking that the pianist in the pit MUST be naked!”  

He joined in the laughter and grabbed for her swatting hand, then kissed her fingers. “I live to serve, my lady. At least we’re not being exposed to some kind of Spanish Inquisition.” He gave her a shameless grin, then broke into laughter again. “All set for the second half? Refreshed and ready to laugh some more?”

Aug 22 '14
crinzx:

mistress-quill:

theshadewolfkingsly:

socopolitics:



What… the… FUCK?!

School logic. You protect yourself and others and get punished because you choose to act rather than be silent and let them do whatever they want. Its the policy they have for everything, from bullying to this. 

Source
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/mar/3/student-suspended-wrestling-loaded-revolver-away-g/

crinzx:

mistress-quill:

theshadewolfkingsly:

socopolitics:

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What… the… FUCK?!

School logic. You protect yourself and others and get punished because you choose to act rather than be silent and let them do whatever they want. Its the policy they have for everything, from bullying to this. 

Source

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/mar/3/student-suspended-wrestling-loaded-revolver-away-g/

(Source: guns-and-humor)

Aug 22 '14
Aug 22 '14

crinzx:

waroncops:

juneboogie:

trcunning:

These people

  • kicked their daughter out (left her at a homeless shelter)
  • found out she had left the shelter to live with a guy
  • tracked them down at 9 at night to yell at her
  • shot her unarmed boyfriend (killing him)
  • shot at her after she ran to hide in the bushes
  • shot at the bf’s 13 yr old brother (hitting him in the arm)
  • fled the scene 
  • were allowed to turn themselves in
  • were put on PAID suspension

Such bullshit

Damn shame

waroncops.tumblr.com

What the actual frack!

If you ever needed proof that there are only two classes in this country:

1. The Police

2. Everyone the Police stomp on

Just read the reports on this. Two cops. One murder, two attempted murders (one of which was their own daughter), and they’re on PAID suspension (no doubt while the union works out a deal with the police department that determines the kid they murdered was somehow a threat to them, and the two they failed to murder (including their own daughter, remember) were in a conspiracy with the dead one to threaten them).

(Source: darvinasafo)

Aug 22 '14
angelclark:

It’s not Black vs White or Rich vs Poor or Red vs Blue or Young vs Old; it’s the State vs Us.
Quote via laliberty.co

angelclark:

It’s not Black vs White or Rich vs Poor or Red vs Blue or Young vs Old; it’s the State vs Us.

Quote via laliberty.co

Aug 22 '14

rinkhet:

unimpressedcats:

anxiousmonster:

he doesn’t even say meow he says AAAAAAAAA

AAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAaaaaaaA  aAA   aaaaaa AAAAA  AA AAaAAaAAAAAaaaaaa aaaaaaa aAAAAAA aaAAAAAAa AAAAAAAA

looK AT THIS PRECIOUS THING

He knows the yummyfood is coming.

Aug 22 '14

It finally happened (closed)

theangelwithnavywings:

ravenfirethief:

He stared up at her, then at the glass, then waggled a finger at her, grinning.

"Are you sure you can spare the glasses, love? I’m more likely to drop something like that on the rocks in search of the yummy stuff inside it than be able to juggle it." He gave her a shameless grin as he got to his feet and reached for the glass with one hand, and her waist with the other, and whispered teasingly into her ear, "Of course, if you’re looking for an excuse for me to cuddle you while you do the juggling…."

Of course, getting that close to her can’t be allowed to pass without a playful nibble and a kiss or two.

She laughed and she smiled

“Of course we can and aw just have try?” she asked giving him her best puppy dog face and she giggled grinning when he guessed her real intentions and she looked at him with a ‘you got me’ look in her eyes and a innocent smile on her face “Why wouldn’t I be looking for an excuse to cuddle with you?”

The puppy face couldn’t be allowed to pass without a response, and a moment later he had shifted to stand behind her, his arms around her, and holding the glass in his hand while nibbling at the side of her neck. “Mmm…because you are the only excuse you need? Now how do I do this, anyway? I don’t want to break too many glasses, and I’m willing to bet it took you weeks, if not more, to get as good as you are.”

He glanced over at Charlie and gave an experimental toss, taking care to not hurl it like a grenade, but lob it instead, with just enough force to make it to her without stinging her hand. He hoped.

Aug 22 '14

It finally happened (closed)

theangelwithnavywings:

She continued working and when it was five minutes till opening time since everything was pretty much done, Jem and Charlie to keep amused started twirling glasses around and throwing them to each other. When they’d started practicing a few months ago, there had been a lot of soft drink consumed and a lot of glasses being broke but now they hadn’t broken a single glass in the last few weeks which they were proud of. Jem held up a hand catching the next one before she walked over to Fred giggling and Charlie laughed knowing what she was doing

"Wanna have a go?" Jem asked holding the glass out to him

He stared up at her, then at the glass, then waggled a finger at her, grinning.

"Are you sure you can spare the glasses, love? I’m more likely to drop something like that on the rocks in search of the yummy stuff inside it than be able to juggle it." He gave her a shameless grin as he got to his feet and reached for the glass with one hand, and her waist with the other, and whispered teasingly into her ear, "Of course, if you’re looking for an excuse for me to cuddle you while you do the juggling…."

Of course, getting that close to her can’t be allowed to pass without a playful nibble and a kiss or two.

Aug 22 '14
Aug 22 '14

kia-kaha-winchesters:

shogunofyellow:

nature is rad

These are the most stunning nature photos I have ever seen